{"id":111,"date":"2013-11-21T17:26:51","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T17:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/SHKIWP\/index.php\/2013\/11\/21\/ah-sikur-te-mos-martohesha-2\/"},"modified":"2013-11-21T17:26:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T17:26:51","slug":"ah-sikur-te-mos-martohesha-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Ah, sikur t\u00eb mos martohesha!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\">M\u00eb erdhi me fytyr\u00eb t\u00eb trishtuar, me gjoks t\u00eb ngushtuar, shfrynte dhe flaka ve\u00e7 sa nuk i dilte. I thash: Hair inshaAllah?<\/span><br style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\" \/><span style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\">Ma ktheu: Ah, sikur t\u00eb mos isha martuar, do t\u2019isha i qet\u00eb dhe pa brenga.<\/span><br style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\" \/><span style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\">I thash: Po \u00e7ka po t\u00eb shqet\u00ebson nga martesa?<\/span><br style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\" \/><span style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\">Ma ktheu: Ndoshta\u2026 di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr!&nbsp;<\/span><br style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\" \/><span style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\">I thash: Ke p\u00ebr q\u00ebllim gruan t\u00ebnde? <!--more--> <\/span><br style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\" \/><br style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;\" \/><span style=\"color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\">M\u00eb tha: Po.<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\" style=\"display: inline; color: #37404e; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; background-color: #ffffff;\"><br \/>I thash: \u00c7ka po ankon nga ajo?<br \/>Ma ktheu: Thuaj \u00e7ka nuk po ankoj n\u00eb at\u00eb!<br \/>I thash: Mendon se gj\u00ebrat \u00e7ka nuk je i k\u00ebnaqur prej saj, jan\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se ato gj\u00ebrat q\u00eb je i k\u00ebnaqur?<br \/>L\u00ebvizi kok\u00ebn e tij pand\u00ebrprer\u00eb, si mb\u00ebshtetje dhe p\u00eblqim t\u00eb saj q\u00eb thash!<br \/>I thash: Ndoshta po ankohesh se ajo nuk po t\u00eb n\u00ebnshtrohet ty?&nbsp;<br \/>M\u00eb shikoi n\u00eb sy dhe m\u00eb tha: Po.<br \/>I thash: Derdhjen e lot\u00ebve t\u00eb shumt\u00eb at\u00ebher\u00eb kur polemizon dhe debaton?<br \/>U shfaq tek ai \u00e7udia dhe tha: Po, po.<br \/>I thash: Edhe inatin e tep\u00ebrt?<br \/>Edhe m\u00eb shum\u00eb iu shtua \u00e7udia: Sikur ti t\u00eb jetoje me ne!<br \/>I thash: Po e kthen kujdesin e saj p\u00ebr ty pas kalimit t\u00eb disa muajve t\u00eb martes\u00ebs s\u00eb par\u00eb?<br \/>M\u00eb tha: Sikur t\u00eb ka folur p\u00ebr at\u00eb dikush, pos meje!<br \/>E vazhdova bised\u00ebn time, duke e pyetur: Po e kujton kujdesin e shtuar p\u00ebr ty pasi jeni furnizuar me f\u00ebmij\u00eb?<br \/>M\u00eb tha: At\u00ebher\u00eb ti din gjith\u00e7ka?!<br \/>I thash: Merre veten me t\u00eb mir\u00eb, o v\u00ebllai im dhe m\u00eb d\u00ebgjo!<br \/>U qet\u00ebsuan nga ai ndjenjat e hidh\u00ebrimit dhe ngushtimit t\u00eb cilat iu ishin shfaqur atij, dhe n\u00eb vend t\u00eb tyre iu z\u00ebvend\u00ebsua d\u00ebshira e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb dhe e qart\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb d\u00ebgjuar, dhe m\u00eb tha: Urdh\u00ebro!<br \/>I thash: At\u00ebher\u00eb kur blen \u00e7far\u00ebdo aparature, si e p\u00ebrdor at\u00eb?<br \/>Tha: Sipas t\u00eb dh\u00ebnave q\u00eb gjinden n\u00eb udh\u00ebzuesin q\u00eb e ka p\u00ebrgatitur prodhuesi i saj.<br \/>I thash: Mir\u00eb, ku i gjen k\u00ebto t\u00eb dh\u00ebna?<br \/>Tha: N\u00eb doracakun e vog\u00ebl, q\u00eb gjendet i bashkangjitur me aparatur\u00ebn.<br \/>I thash: Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e bukur. Sikur t\u00eb supozojm\u00eb se nj\u00eb person ka bler\u00eb nj\u00eb aparatur\u00eb t\u00eb rrym\u00ebs, dhe n\u00eb doracakun e vog\u00ebl ka ardhur se ajo mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrdoret vet\u00ebm n\u00eb rrym\u00ebn me 120 volt, megjithat\u00eb konsumatori ka lidhur at\u00eb me rrym\u00eb n\u00eb 240 volt. Ma nd\u00ebrpreu dhe m\u00eb tha: Digjet aparatura menj\u00ebher\u00eb&#8230;!<br \/>I thash: Le t\u00eb supozojm\u00eb se nj\u00eb person d\u00ebshiron t\u00eb marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb garat e shpejt\u00ebsis\u00eb s\u00eb makinave me makin\u00ebn e tij q\u00eb ec\u00ebn vet\u00ebm 180 km\/h p\u00ebrball\u00eb makinave q\u00eb arrijn\u00eb shpejt\u00ebsin\u00eb deri n\u00eb 300 km\/h .<br \/>Me shpejt\u00ebsi m\u00eb tha: Nuk do t\u00eb fitoj n\u00eb gar\u00eb.<br \/>I thash: Po supozojm\u00eb se e kemi pyetur dhe na \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjur se do ta shtyp\u00eb gasin deri n\u00eb fund, m\u00eb tha: Kjo nuk do t\u2019i b\u00ebj dobi, le t\u2019i jep gas sa t\u00eb doj\u00eb sepse shpejt\u00ebsia nuk do t\u00eb arrij m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 180 km\/h.<br \/>I thash: Pse?<\/p>\n<p>U p\u00ebrgjigj: K\u00ebshtu e ka projektuar, projektuesi i saj.<br \/>I thash: Edhe Allahu, azze ue xhel-le, k\u00ebshtu e ka krijuar gruan!<br \/>Me tha: qke per qellim me kete?<br \/>I thash: Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb mentaliteti i gruas prej t\u00eb cil\u00ebs po ankohesh, at\u00eb ashtu e ka krijuar Allahu, azze ue xhel-le, dhe sikur t\u00eb lexoje natyrshm\u00ebrin\u00eb e gruas n\u00eb doracakun e t\u00eb dh\u00ebnave p\u00ebr at\u00eb, nuk do t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoje nga ajo at\u00eb q\u00eb e k\u00ebrkon nga mashkulli!<br \/>Tha: Cilin doracak t\u00eb t\u00eb dh\u00ebnave ke p\u00ebr q\u00ebllim?<br \/>I thash: A nuk e ke lexuar hadithin e Muhamedit, alejhi selam: \u201cD\u00ebgjoni porosin\u00eb time, ndaj grave b\u00ebjuni t\u00eb kujdessh\u00ebm, sepse ato jan\u00eb t\u00eb krijuara nga brinj\u00ebt. Briri an\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb lakuar e ka pjes\u00ebn e ep\u00ebrme. Po deshe ta drejtosh, ai do t\u00eb thyhet, e po e le ashtu si\u00e7 \u00ebsht\u00eb, do t\u00eb ngel\u00eb i lakuar. D\u00ebgjojeni pra porosin\u00eb time p\u00ebr grat\u00eb!\u201d<br \/>U p\u00ebrgjigj: Gjithsesi, e kam lexuar.<br \/>I thash: M\u00eb lejo t\u00eb t\u00eb them se at\u00eb q\u00eb po e k\u00ebrkon nga bashk\u00ebshortja jote i p\u00ebrngjan\u00eb pronarit t\u00eb makin\u00ebs q\u00eb shpejt\u00ebsia e saj \u00ebsht\u00eb e kufizuar n\u00eb 180km\/h.<br \/>M\u00eb tha: Kjo n\u00ebnkupton se bashk\u00ebshortja ime nuk m\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjet mua, ashtu si\u00e7 nuk i p\u00ebrgjigjet makina pronarit t\u00eb saj, i cili ka shkelur gasin deri n\u00eb fund q\u00eb t\u00eb tejkaloj shpejt\u00ebsin\u00eb e kufizuar n\u00eb 180km\/h?<br \/>I thash: P\u00ebraf\u00ebrsisht.<br \/>M\u00eb tha: \u00c7ka n\u00ebnkupton \u201cp\u00ebraf\u00ebrsisht\u201d?<br \/>I thash: P\u00ebrkujto hadithin e Muhamedit, alejhi selam, kur na ka lajm\u00ebruar se v\u00ebrtet gruaja \u00ebsht\u00eb krijuar nga brinj\u00ebt, dhe ky bri \u00ebsht\u00eb natyrshm\u00ebria e gruas, q\u00eb n\u00ebse burri d\u00ebshiron ta drejtoj\u00eb, d\u00ebshton dhe e thyen bririn.<br \/>U p\u00ebrgjigj: Ashtu sikur digjet aparatura q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e prodhuar p\u00ebr rrym\u00ebn 120 volt, n\u00ebse e fut\u00eb n\u00eb 240volt.&nbsp;<br \/>I thash: E ke goditur!<br \/>M\u00eb tha: Kjo a nuk n\u00ebnkupton se n\u00eb gruan ka mang\u00ebsi?!<br \/>I thash: Mang\u00ebsi n\u00eb nj\u00eb an\u00eb dhe begati n\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, e kjo gjendet edhe tek meshkujt por me nj\u00eb fotografi t\u00eb p\u00ebraf\u00ebrt, mang\u00ebsia e gruas krahasohet me boll\u00ebkun e burrit dhe boll\u00ebku i gruas krahasohet me mang\u00ebsin\u00eb e burrit.<br \/>Tha: Ma shpjego boll\u00ebkun dhe mang\u00ebsin\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7ka e ka?<br \/>I thash: Kthehu me mua tek briri p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilin na ka lajm\u00ebruar Muhamedi, alejhi selam, dhe p\u00ebrpiqu ta paramendosh at\u00eb duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb gji foshnj\u00ebs s\u00eb saj me trup t\u00eb drejtuar, apo duke e vesh\u00eb-mbathur e p\u00ebrqafuar at\u00eb n\u00eb gjoksin e saj.<br \/>U p\u00ebrgjigj: Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebshtir\u00eb, nuk ka mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb paramendohet nj\u00eb gj\u00eb e till\u00eb q\u00eb f\u00ebmija t\u00eb thith\u00eb, p\u00ebrve\u00e7se duke qen\u00eb n\u00ebna me trup t\u00eb lakuar, e as ta vesh\u00eb-mbath\u00eb apo ta p\u00ebrqafoj n\u00eb gjoksin e saj pa u p\u00ebrkulur.<br \/>I thash: Paramendo se \u00e7do p\u00ebrkujdesje e n\u00ebn\u00ebs p\u00ebr familjar\u00ebt nuk b\u00ebhet p\u00ebrve\u00e7se e p\u00ebrkulur.<br \/>U p\u00ebrgjigj: A ky \u00ebsht\u00eb sekreti i krijimit t\u00eb gruas nga briri?!<\/p>\n<p>I thash: Po!<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebrshtati: Hoxh\u00eb Valdet Kamberi<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00eb erdhi me fytyr\u00eb t\u00eb trishtuar, me gjoks t\u00eb ngushtuar, shfrynte dhe flaka ve\u00e7 sa nuk i dilte. I thash: Hair inshaAllah?Ma ktheu: Ah, sikur t\u00eb mos isha martuar, do t\u2019isha i qet\u00eb dhe pa brenga.I thash: Po \u00e7ka po t\u00eb shqet\u00ebson nga martesa?Ma ktheu: Ndoshta\u2026 di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr!&nbsp;I thash: Ke p\u00ebr q\u00ebllim gruan t\u00ebnde?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-111","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-c91-tregime"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}