{"id":722,"date":"2017-03-13T12:46:55","date_gmt":"2017-03-13T12:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/SHKIWP\/index.php\/2017\/03\/13\/une-jam-me-i-madh-se-sa-muhamedi\/"},"modified":"2017-04-07T21:00:38","modified_gmt":"2017-04-07T21:00:38","slug":"une-jam-me-i-madh-se-sa-muhamedi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shkollaislame.com\/?p=722","title":{"rendered":"UN\u00cb JAM M\u00cb I MADH SE SA MUHAMEDI!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nj\u00eb njeri tha: Un\u00eb jam gjeneral i forcave detare n\u00eb Gjermani!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi ia kthehu: Na vjen mir\u00eb dhe na nderon!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gjenerali i tha: Un\u00eb jam m\u00eb i madh se i d\u00ebrguari i juaj!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi i tha: Kush \u00ebsht\u00eb i d\u00ebrguari im? A e njeh at\u00eb?!<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">U p\u00ebrgjigj: Po! Ti je musliman dhe i beson Muhamedit!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi i thot\u00eb: Po mir\u00eb, un\u00eb jam musliman, mir\u00ebpo \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb shtyri ty t\u00eb pretendosh se je m\u00eb i madh se ai!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gjenerali u p\u00ebrgjigj: Un\u00eb mundem ta rreshtoj nj\u00eb ushtri t\u00eb plot\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrb\u00ebr\u00eb nga nj\u00ebzet mij\u00eb ushtar\u00eb, p\u00ebr m\u00eb pak se dhjet\u00eb minuta!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi iu p\u00ebrgjigj duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb: N\u00ebse un\u00eb ti jap dy milion njer\u00ebz, sa koh\u00eb t\u00eb duhet t\u2019i rreshtosh n\u00eb resht!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">U p\u00ebrgjigj: N\u00ebse jan\u00eb n\u00ebn kontrollin tim, je i bindur se nuk do t\u00eb zgjas\u00eb rreshtimi i tyre m\u00eb tep\u00ebr se dy or\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi ia kthehu: Edhe n\u00ebse nuk e flasin nj\u00eb gjuh\u00eb! Dhe nuk jan\u00eb nj\u00eb mosh\u00eb! Dhe jan\u00eb nga gjitha vendet e bot\u00ebs! Si do t\u2019i rreshtosh n\u00eb rresht me precizitet!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">U p\u00ebrgjigj duke u tallur: E pamundur \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb rreshtohen k\u00ebshtu!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi iu p\u00ebrgjigj: Shiko kah ekrani im! Dhe shiko ka Kibleja ime! Dhe shiko kah sht\u00ebpia e Zotit tim! Dhe shiko kah mysafir\u00ebt e Zotit tim! Ata kan\u00eb ardhur nga t\u00eb gjitha vendet e bot\u00ebs.. dhe me z\u00ebrin e imamit kur thot\u00eb \u201crreshtohuni\u201d, rreshtohen rreth dy milion njer\u00ebz nga fal\u00ebsit e namazit, pa gjeneral ushtarak, e pa mbik\u00ebqyr\u00ebs dhe pa ligj!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Djaloshi i tha: Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb feja e jon\u00eb! Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb trash\u00ebgimia e Pejgamberit tan\u00eb dhe t\u00eb D\u00ebrguarit tan\u00eb me t\u00eb cilin ti tallesh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ai ka vdekur, mir\u00ebpo ligjet e tij ende vazhdojn\u00eb deri m\u00eb sot dhe do t\u00eb mbeten deri Dit\u00ebn e Kiametit!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nuk ka njeri m\u00eb t\u00eb madh se ai, lavdia dhe paqja e Allahut qofshin mbi t\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nga arabishtja: Irfan JAHIU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00eb njeri tha: Un\u00eb jam gjeneral i forcave detare n\u00eb Gjermani! Djaloshi ia kthehu: Na vjen mir\u00eb dhe na nderon! Gjenerali i tha: Un\u00eb jam m\u00eb i madh se i d\u00ebrguari i juaj! Djaloshi i tha: Kush \u00ebsht\u00eb i d\u00ebrguari im? 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